
Once London Mayor
No longer there,
Once Prime Minister
Far too sinister.
Stabbed in the back
Led to the sack
Out of the door numbered 10
Near the bell they call Big Ben.
Cummings came and led him in,
Just to do that Brexit thing,
Mother Theresa come what May
Dominic , Boris , the last say.
Majority vote at General Election
Red wall down major correction
Corbyn the Commie gone forever
Love Labour lost his party sever.
Covid came he nearly died
Starmer appeared we aptly cried
Carrie married him in the Catholic Rite
Anglican converted overnight.
Followed Blair down that aisle
Went to Mass for a little while
Then sinned at the party, sipped proseca
Police and Gray the chosen wrecker
That led to the end as Pincher came
Life would never be the same
Accosting men at the Carlton Club
Too much to drink in the Party Pub.
Hesta La Vista Baby
A return to power maybe
But someone would need to switch it on
Waiting for Putin to be long gone.
Trump as well standing in the wings
2024 to do their things
By which time the mess will be high
Inflation, interest rates sky high.
The second coming ,political parousia
Don and Boris walking on Water
Political climate change like CO2
Back to plague us me and you.