
England population 56 million play Slovenia population 2 million. Thirty times more to choose from. Life male expectancy 77.8 years in England and 77 years for a Slovenian male.
Slovenia can win the Group , England will go through come what may. MPs from all parties have placed their bets and we are ready to go.
I fell asleep on 10 minutes ( shock of the 30 degrees heat today and up since 5.00am ) . Anyway back from the snooze at 22 minutes. Crowd are whistling and seem annoyed . If England pass the ball back any more it will start sending me off again. England 72% of the play and 100% culpable. Foden is Finding and wins a corner ( their first ) . Nearing half time . Goalless , Clueless What a mess.

Photo of Mrs Southgate at home. The TV Adverts followed by the pundits and something to live for. Finally. Half time team talk , players fall asleep sucking oranges. Pundits say they’re sloppy and warn of a Slovenian sucker punch on the break. Gary Neville on the level says we are too ‘ basic ‘.
Bring on Harry , what Redknapp no Palmer and he can change the game I reckon. Is Gary just going for the draw ? 10 minutes in Substitutes warming up , crowd Celebration. Everyone is bored, boredom sets in to win again.

The fans are leaving the stadium . Lat orders in Cologne . The Last chance saloon remains open as we enter the 70th minute. England are slow , a pitch without pot hole is there anything else we can blame ? Free kick to Slovenia.
Palmer is ON. All Chelsea celebrate.
Oh boy it’s nearly full time. Goalless, clueless , what a mess. England win their Group. Dreadful is too kind.