Let’s cut to the chase there are really only 4 contenders. Greens , Independent, SNP , Lord Such, George Galloway and the Raving Loony Party you can forget.
Election day is 48 hours away. The 6 week run up has been extraordinary, reminiscent of watching paint dry. Ed Davey has spent his time on the water, surf boards , bungee jumping, roller coaster, the man is a clown. No one knows what he stands for the man or what a Liberal Democrat is. He may want to run Centre Parcs .
Kier Starmer the man with the charismatic by pass wants to finish work at 6pm on Friday. Let’s pray the Russians don’t attack at 6.30pm. Lawyers always work to a clock charging in 10 minute slots so don’t be surprised. David Lammy has offered to do the Friday night shift. On the question of Shift Rishi put one in earlier today at Morrisons loading up the bread. He’s always used his loaf and he knows that we are a nation of grocers. The Conservatives fear a loss to Labour with a super majority but Sunak single handedly has led the Tory campaign. Where are his colleagues, have you seen them ?
Reform is led by Nigel, fresh from the Jungle with a gift of the gab. He is forever critical but hasn’t come up with solutions. The Marines beating people back to Calais ? Really. He screwed up bringing in Brexit now he will screw up generally. Clacton on Sea is a distant seaside resort and Farage is the last resort. His wife to be is French , 4th time lucky and contradictory to his let’s all get out of Europe. Has he lost his onions ? Talking of the French are we about to lose Big Mac from France ?
Don’t worry 4th July is also American Independence Day and two old boys are still in the ring. Smoking Joe has taken to many knocks and is gaga. That leaves the Mafia Don. The return of Trump is the only outcome. But mark my words there will be a funeral soon as something will break and history will take a surprising turn.
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