Gray Day.

Sue Gray, a UK Civil Servant has been appointed to lead the enquiry into the Downing Street Garden party 20th May 2020. The outcome could be Grey in a did he did he not , Boris Johnson , that is , break the law and Covid regulations that he effectively wrote.

Meantime the PM apologised today in the House of Commons for attending the party for 25 minutes. Sue Gray will probably want to know if Boris ‘ brought his own booze ‘ for his 25 minute attend in line with the invite or broke social etiquette and dodged that also seeking the benevolence of his surrounding sycophants to swig from their cup. He may not have had a drink at all bearing in mind he went straight back into Number 10 to work. He may well have only had a cup of Earl Grey tea.

Though 100 people were invited apparently only 40 showed up at the party which may account for his early departure. Boris made the point that the garden is an extension to his office and working from home as a Covid steer lies neatly with that. As with other great sins that we all know of it always start from a Garden. It may be Carrie’s fault of course if like Eve before her she tempted him with the offering to partake in activity breaking guidelines.

Earl Grey was British Prime Minister in 1830 and may well be turning in his greyve at what Boris has been up to. John Major another Prime Minister in 1990 was known as ‘ the grey man ‘ who cited his favourite vegetable as being peas.

Whatever happens is any of this crazy stuff important at a time of great uncertainty for so many ? Though he broke the law he’s not going to be arrested. Sue will do her bit, make her findings known on one grey day in the future. Let’s all yawn in the meantime. Those backbench or front bench MPs from all Political Parties are joining forces to try rid us of Boris and get him to resign to go off and make some real money for himself. When he does he can decorate his own pad and have a party in his new garden. The only question is who’s going to replace him. All I see is grey out there. What we really need is someone who is black and white , gets things done and gets us out of this mess.