Fake Numbers

Why do most cars display speedometers up to 160 mph. In photo and fine Britain it would be sensible to have set speed dials of 20, 30, 40, 50 , 70. ?. No one travels or can travel at 160mph.

Why do elevators always lie. I entered into a lift over the weekend and yes I’m a big man but my nose was pressed against the 4 person only sign. ? No one except me in the lift.

The designer Manufacturers are at best lying or is there another reason for these fake numbers. Or are we just kidding ourselves into delusion.

If you fly to Dallas Fort Worth Airport you may experience the longest walk to Customs from the plane. Add 2.16 miles to your transatlantic fly time or say 40 minutes. If you’re carrying luggage bring an oxygen cylinder. The Airport boast state of the art facilities and ease of travel.

The stark fact is we have fake numbers and nothing is really as it says on the tin. My friend tells me that small, medium and large cups in a well know brand coffee house are so designed to hold identical amounts of coffee. Essentially the long and the short of it is we don’t know the long and the short.

Any way I’m really 28 years old , my face lift holds the number of years needed and I never break the speed limit as long as I don’t drive. I only drink tea and take coffee on short haul flights to Europe. I’m beating the fake not baking that cake and doing whatever it takes.

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